Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…Ist Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
IInd boy:Mazaar
Ist Boy:woh kion?
IInd boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll, After mariage beautiful Doll, After 1 year nice Doll, After 2 Years only Doll & After 3 Years panaDoll
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.Open Hearts receive (love)
Open minds receive (wisdom)
open hands receive (gift)
only SPECIAL PPL RECEIVE THIS MSGPolice-Tumhara dost kese mara
Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
me chuhe kud rahe he
to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.20% of the population is now drinking coffee,
60% is having sex, 19% is watching television
and
one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hanSon asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential?
Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential.I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning y cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
- "Boyfrnds" r like "Paanipuri" always tasty. "Lovers" r like "Pizzas" hot n
spicy."husbnds" r lik"Dal Chawal"no othr option but good 4 health & wealth.
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Funniest Text Messages Page 1
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Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri jisme aap msg kare ya na kare, ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi. Gud Day!
BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..
Karoge fir yaad guzre zamane ko,
Tarsoge hamare saath ek pal bitane ko,
Phir aawaaz doge hume aane ko,
Hum kahenge darwaaza nahi hai kabar se bahar aane ko!
Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other
was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat
This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!
Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.
jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu. magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya
BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..
Karoge fir yaad guzre zamane ko,
Tarsoge hamare saath ek pal bitane ko,
Phir aawaaz doge hume aane ko,
Hum kahenge darwaaza nahi hai kabar se bahar aane ko!
Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other
was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat
This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!
Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.
jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu. magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya
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