Funniest Text Messages Page 1

• Boy:I love u
  Girl:Me too
  Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
  Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
  Boy: U cheater..
  main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…

• Ist Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
  kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
  IInd boy:Mazaar
  Ist Boy:woh kion?
  IInd boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

• Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll, After mariage beautiful Doll, After 1 year nice Doll, After 2 Years only Doll & After 3 Years panaDoll

• Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

• In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
  Saint: I don't have.
  TT: Where do you want to go?
  Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
  TT: Come, lets go!
  Saint: Where?
  TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

• Open Hearts receive (love)
  Open minds receive (wisdom)
  open hands receive (gift)
  only SPECIAL PPL RECEIVE THIS MSG

• Police-Tumhara dost kese mara
  Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
  me chuhe kud rahe he
  to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.

• 20% of the population is now drinking coffee,
  60% is having sex, 19% is watching television
  and
  one idiot is now holding his mobile in his han

• Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential?
  Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential.

• I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning y cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

• "Boyfrnds" r like "Paanipuri" always tasty. "Lovers" r like "Pizzas" hot n
  spicy."husbnds" r lik"Dal Chawal"no othr option but good 4 health & wealth.