Free Funniest Text Messages Page 10

• God made daylight n called it the SUN.
  God made entertainment n called it FUN.
  God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
  God made U n called CARTOON.

• (@) Smiling.... (!.!) Crying... (;) Angry... (:) Bored... (-)Proud... (o) Hungry... (,) Happy.. (?) Confused... (-.-)Sleepy Jo marji shakal bana lo nahana to padega... Good day Dear

• Roses r red violets r blue, monkeys like u, u shd be kept in zoo. dont feel so angry u'll find me there too. not in cage but laughing at u

• hey! keep missing me & win Xciting prizes!
  1st Prize
  LOTS OF LUV
  2nd Prize
  LIFE TIME FRNDSHIP
  3rd Prize
  FREE STAY IN MY HEART
  
  Offer valid till I die

• The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

• You are like the sunshine so warm,****you are like sugar, so sweet...****you are like you...****and that's the reason why I love you!

• jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..

• Little blessings make life a joy, so how about when you are my blessing.

• I cannot do without u, i wonder how could i survive and enjoy life before i met u, ur my everything.

• Pyar Means- P-Phone Karna Y-Yaad Karna A-Azadi Khona R-Rote rehna ki phone kab ayega.. Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya..............

• Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega....

• One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"

• Kitni Raten Beet Gayi
  Kitne Din Beet Gaye
  Bas Beeta Nahi To Yadon Ka Wo Pal
  Wo Guzra Huva Kal
  Beeti Nahi To Ankhon Ki Nami
  Aur Ap Ki Kami

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• A mobile is like women :-
  Talks non-stop,
  Costs a fortune,
  Disturbs when your busy
  And when U need them urgently, they have no service.

• खुदा करे तुम जिंदगी में बहुत आगे बढो।
  इतनें आगे बढो कि जिससे मिलो वो कहे-चलो चलो आगे बढो।

• Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta......
  Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
  Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta......
  Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha......

• Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

• Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
  Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
  Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai.

• Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care
  - to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

• sabse smart koun: TUM
  sabse strong koun: TUM
  in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
  Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
  HUM TUM

• Husband asks,
  Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
  It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
  WIFE on hearing this says,
  it could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.

• shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi
  ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi. All flowers dont represent love but rose did it. All animals cannot speak but parrot did it. all donkeys cannot read but u did it!

• I need you...
  I love you...
  I can't go anywhere
  without you...
  
  .Oh My Lovely..
  Shoes!
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