Funny SMS Messages Page 6

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!

If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.

Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?

Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.

It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the stronger its in the stronger it get, we can have it in bed just u n me, not what u think.....

I feel really sorry,
every thing between you and me would come to an END
even if you want me
i’m not gonna come into your life again>>
yours faithfully

Year 2004!!

Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

The word Trust is d basis of all relations but a small mistake made, can change its entire meaning. Like just a missing 'T' can 'RUST' d relation!

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

ek mandir tha jaha koi bhi buri najar vala jata vo gayab ho jata dhoni gaya vo gayab salman gaya vo gayab deepika padukone gayi ,..........................................................................................................bhagwan gayab