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• God made daylight n called it the SUN.
  God made entertainment n called it FUN.
  God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
  God made U n called CARTOON.

• (@) Smiling.... (!.!) Crying... (;) Angry... (:) Bored... (-)Proud... (o) Hungry... (,) Happy.. (?) Confused... (-.-)Sleepy Jo marji shakal bana lo nahana to padega... Good day Dear

• Roses r red violets r blue, monkeys like u, u shd be kept in zoo. dont feel so angry u'll find me there too. not in cage but laughing at u

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• The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

• You are like the sunshine so warm,****you are like sugar, so sweet...****you are like you...****and that's the reason why I love you!

• jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..

• Little blessings make life a joy, so how about when you are my blessing.

• I cannot do without u, i wonder how could i survive and enjoy life before i met u, ur my everything.

• Pyar Means- P-Phone Karna Y-Yaad Karna A-Azadi Khona R-Rote rehna ki phone kab ayega.. Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya..............

• Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega....

• One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"

• Kitni Raten Beet Gayi
  Kitne Din Beet Gaye
  Bas Beeta Nahi To Yadon Ka Wo Pal
  Wo Guzra Huva Kal
  Beeti Nahi To Ankhon Ki Nami
  Aur Ap Ki Kami