Funny Text Messages Page 5

• Ek buhat hi dard bhari poetry arz hai dil main chubhi sui! dil main chubhi sui! dil main chubhi sui! dil main chubhi sui! oui oui oui oui oui..

• Teacher-Write your fathers name in EnglishStudent-It is Beautiful red underwearTeacher-What do u mean?Student-his name is sunder lal chadda

• kaise apne aap se mujhe juda kar paoge.mere jane pe tum bhi aansu bahaoge.yaad hum karna chod de tumhe.soch ke batana kya tum hum bin muskura paoge?

• kaho usi se jo na kahe kisi se... mango usi se de de khusi se..chaho use jo tumhe mile kismat se..dosti karo usi se jo hamesha nibhaye hasi se...

• A - U r attractive
  B - U r d best
  C - U r cute
  D - U r dear 2 me
  E - U r excellent to me
  F - U r funny
  G - U r good looking
  H - He he he
  I - I'm
  J - just
  K – kidding

• Ek mulakat anjan hoti hai,
  Anjan se hi to pehchan hoti hai.
  Jaha dekho waha ishq ke bimar bethe hai,
  Hajaro mar chuke hai lekin sekdo taiyar bethe hai.

• Aaj didar,
  kal yaar,
  parso pyar,
  phir ekrar,
  aur phir-intzar,
  phir-takrar,
  phir-darar,
  saari mehnat-bekar,
  aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !

• Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
  Wife-Koun Thi Wo?
  Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

• Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

• Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai.