Funniest Text Messages Collection Page 7

• TUM CHAHTE RAHNA MUJHE MARTE DUM TAK,HUME TUMHARI CHAHTON SE PYAR HAI.HUM CHAHENGE TUMHE MARNE KA BAD BHI ,KYONKI AAJ BHI HUME TERA INTZAR HAI.

• Bhigi palkon k sang muskurate hai hum,pal-pal dil ko behlate hai hum,tu dur hai hum se to kya,har saans mei teri aahat paate hai hum.

• Aakash ke taaron me khoya hai jahan sara,lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,un taron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara jo is waqt padh raha hai Message Hamara. SUBHRATRI.

• Aap se dur kaise reh pate, dil se apko kaise bhula pate, kaash aap sapno ke alawa sheeshe me base hote, khud ko bhi dekte to aap nazar aate..

• Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet.

• Tum ek aise don ho jiske pass, Har lock ki chabi hain, Tabhi to apko don with key kahte hain. Aur Pyarse. "Donkey" .Think it DON!

• Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
  Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
  Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
  Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

• 7 glances = 1 Smile
  7 smiles = 1 meeting
  7 meetings = 1 kiss
  7 kisses = 1 proposal
  7 proposals = 1 marriage
  and that bloody marriage has 77777 problems

• Live with no xcuses & live with no regrets when life gives u 100’s of reasons 2 cry, show life that u have 1000’s of reason 2 smile

• Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi….
  Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

• If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself !

• Aapko phone kiya to network bola,
  Namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
  Aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai
  Is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later

• I kicked on lion's face. i pulled on tiger's tail. i broke cheeta's leg. i threw the elephant out... after tat wat happend?? TOY SHOP OWNER KICKED ME OUT OF THE SHOP.

• Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

• TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
  RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
  PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
  ANDE ka oml8 ho,
  SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
  JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
  KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

• Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
  Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
  Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

• Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
  waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
  Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
  Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...