TUM CHAHTE RAHNA MUJHE MARTE DUM TAK,HUME TUMHARI CHAHTON SE PYAR HAI.HUM CHAHENGE TUMHE MARNE KA BAD BHI ,KYONKI AAJ BHI HUME TERA INTZAR HAI.
Bhigi palkon k sang muskurate hai hum,pal-pal dil ko behlate hai hum,tu dur hai hum se to kya,har saans mei teri aahat paate hai hum.
Aakash ke taaron me khoya hai jahan sara,lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,un taron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara jo is waqt padh raha hai Message Hamara. SUBHRATRI.
Aap se dur kaise reh pate, dil se apko kaise bhula pate, kaash aap sapno ke alawa sheeshe me base hote, khud ko bhi dekte to aap nazar aate..
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet.
Tum ek aise don ho jiske pass, Har lock ki chabi hain, Tabhi to apko don with key kahte hain. Aur Pyarse. "Donkey" .Think it DON!
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.7 glances = 1 Smile
7 smiles = 1 meeting
7 meetings = 1 kiss
7 kisses = 1 proposal
7 proposals = 1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 77777 problemsLive with no xcuses & live with no regrets when life gives u 100’s of reasons 2 cry, show life that u have 1000’s of reason 2 smile
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself !
Aapko phone kiya to network bola,
Namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
Aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai
Is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try laterI kicked on lion's face. i pulled on tiger's tail. i broke cheeta's leg. i threw the elephant out... after tat wat happend?? TOY SHOP OWNER KICKED ME OUT OF THE SHOP.
Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal AayaMere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
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Funniest Text Messages Collection Page 7
Funny SMS Messages Page 6
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!
Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!
If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?
Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.
It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the stronger its in the stronger it get, we can have it in bed just u n me, not what u think.....
I feel really sorry,
every thing between you and me would come to an END
even if you want me
i’m not gonna come into your life again>>
yours faithfully
Year 2004!!
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
The word Trust is d basis of all relations but a small mistake made, can change its entire meaning. Like just a missing 'T' can 'RUST' d relation!
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
ek mandir tha jaha koi bhi buri najar vala jata vo gayab ho jata dhoni gaya vo gayab salman gaya vo gayab deepika padukone gayi ,..........................................................................................................bhagwan gayab
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!
Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!
If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?
Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.
It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the stronger its in the stronger it get, we can have it in bed just u n me, not what u think.....
I feel really sorry,
every thing between you and me would come to an END
even if you want me
i’m not gonna come into your life again>>
yours faithfully
Year 2004!!
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
The word Trust is d basis of all relations but a small mistake made, can change its entire meaning. Like just a missing 'T' can 'RUST' d relation!
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
ek mandir tha jaha koi bhi buri najar vala jata vo gayab ho jata dhoni gaya vo gayab salman gaya vo gayab deepika padukone gayi ,..........................................................................................................bhagwan gayab
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