Funniest Text Messages Page 1

  • Boy:I love u
    Girl:Me too
    Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
    Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
    Boy: U cheater..
    main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…

  • Ist Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
    kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
    IInd boy:Mazaar
    Ist Boy:woh kion?
    IInd boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

  • Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll, After mariage beautiful Doll, After 1 year nice Doll, After 2 Years only Doll & After 3 Years panaDoll

  • Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

  • In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
    Saint: I don't have.
    TT: Where do you want to go?
    Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
    TT: Come, lets go!
    Saint: Where?
    TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

  • Open Hearts receive (love)
    Open minds receive (wisdom)
    open hands receive (gift)
    only SPECIAL PPL RECEIVE THIS MSG

  • Police-Tumhara dost kese mara
    Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
    me chuhe kud rahe he
    to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.

  • 20% of the population is now drinking coffee,
    60% is having sex, 19% is watching television
    and
    one idiot is now holding his mobile in his han

  • Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential?
    Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential.

  • I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning y cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

  • "Boyfrnds" r like "Paanipuri" always tasty. "Lovers" r like "Pizzas" hot n
    spicy."husbnds" r lik"Dal Chawal"no othr option but good 4 health & wealth.