Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…Ist Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
IInd boy:Mazaar
Ist Boy:woh kion?
IInd boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll, After mariage beautiful Doll, After 1 year nice Doll, After 2 Years only Doll & After 3 Years panaDoll
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.Open Hearts receive (love)
Open minds receive (wisdom)
open hands receive (gift)
only SPECIAL PPL RECEIVE THIS MSGPolice-Tumhara dost kese mara
Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
me chuhe kud rahe he
to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.20% of the population is now drinking coffee,
60% is having sex, 19% is watching television
and
one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hanSon asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential?
Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential.I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning y cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
- "Boyfrnds" r like "Paanipuri" always tasty. "Lovers" r like "Pizzas" hot n
spicy."husbnds" r lik"Dal Chawal"no othr option but good 4 health & wealth.
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